Dirty Santa Gifts That Are Awesome!

by | Dec 23, 2019 | Funny | 0 comments

Coming up with Dirty Santa gifts is not easy.  It all comes down to the vibe in the room.  Dirty Santa can be great to dow with family, but especially with co-workers and friends.  Sometimes Dirty Santa gifts are really meant to be a funny gag gift, but also practical and useful.  The practical gift for Dirty Santa is a hit but funnier the better.

Check out these rules for Dirty Santa.

If you know someone who enjoys strolling through the crowded aisles at Walmart and witnessing the absolute train wrecks that frequent the popular retailer, this adult coloring book has been made especially for them. No longer do they need to venture out among the masses to get that same feeling of total confusion and varying degrees of disgust. With the Official People of Walmart.com Adult Coloring Book, they can stay home and color in their weirdo of choice instead.

Part Christmas classic, part sensual reminder of the fairer sex, this miniature version of The Old Man’s major award is the perfect gift for your classiest friend or coworker. The night light is topped with the familiar fringed shade and the entire leg and shade are lit by LEDs. Give the gift of the ‘glow of electric sex’ and help them light up the holidays.

A sexy twist on the classic Cards Against Humanity card game, That’s What She Said will change the way you look at your friends in just one evening. The kinkiest of the group kicks off the night, while the rest of the debauched crowd tries to tickle their pickle. Help your shy friends embrace the embarrassment of sexual hilarity or give it to your dirtiest friend and accept the consequences of your actions with side-splitting laughter this holiday season.

When those little blue pills just aren’t doing the trick, give him the Sir Perky Novelty Bottle Stopper to keep your wine tasting great. The rock-hard red plastic stands erect and has two rubber rings around his thing to help your wine last longer. The Sir Perky Novelty Bottle Stopper makes a great gift and an even better conversation starter for any bar set.

Do you know someone whose bathroom habits would benefit from the refreshing aroma of a candle that comes ready for travel? Get them this amazing portable travel tin gift set and urge them to breath the fresh air once more, no matter which bathroom they choose to destroy. Coworkers will thank you, children will sing songs of joy, and your dearest, smelliest friend will finally look human to you again.

It turns out that it isn’t just hormone crazed teenage boys that try to make masterpieces with their less than adequate appendage. For the coworker, friend, or family member that can’t stop swiping, nature has decided to put them in their place, with Nature’s D’ck Pics 2020 Wall Calendar. Watch as their, um, pride shrivels at the sight of nature’s gloriously manscaped phalli, one for every month of 2020.

Designed for your festive friend or coworker, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Glass Moose Mug is sure to make them laugh as they recall the hilarious scenes that have become a part of our Christmas tradition. Best served, or gifted, with a nice, hearty eggnog, this trademark glass is sure to put a smile on the face of any avid Christmas movie fan.

This mug was destined to find its way into the hands of the sassiest person in your company. If you are honest with yourself, you know that every time they say, “Have a great day,” they mean something completely different. Now they can let the mug do their talking for them, and everyone can catch a glimpse of their true intent when they take a drink.

Everyone knows that when you were a kid, crossword puzzles were never able to match the fun of word searches. But as we got older, searching for words in a jumble of letters lost its edge. The Dirty Word Search Book for Adults aims to correct this unfortunate hazard of growing up, making it the best gift for your raunchy friend or coworker who just hasn’t been able to figure out the morning crossword yet.

Practically made for the family member that best embodies the habits of a wild animal, these Funny Animal Paw Socks will give them the paws or hooves to match their animal instincts. Pick up a pair for your noisy neighbor upstairs to subtly help get your point across, or give a pair to the office cougar. Just watch out for her claws when you turn your back.

When candles, bathroom fans, and good, old fashioned time aren’t capable of ridding the office bathroom of your coworker’s less than appealing scent, grab the Poo-Pourri Glitzy Spritz and wrap it up for the perfect gift for the entire office. Even if they don’t thank you, your nose will.

Designed with the boss in mind, assistants can finally have a moments peace when they give the boss this Self Stirring Coffee Mug. It keeps track of the temperature of their beverage and stirs it for them, eliminating half of your morning duties with a single gift. Or slide this handy invention over to the closest slacker and watch them complain about how long it takes to do their job for them.

Made for those special folks that just don’t seem to understand the difference between appropriate and inappropriate. The most disgusting, yet oddly hygienic game around lets them eat away at that stress by popping fictional pimples instead of their own. Shield your eyes and prepare the hand sanitizer as you watch them embrace their nasty habit right in front of you.

Looking for the ideal gift for the office golf tournament? Made for performance and hilarity these Dirty Emoji golf balls will have your boss weeping with joy as he sends his balls flying. Too borderline for the office? Give this great gift to the nearest golfer in your life and listen to them take raunchy pride in their naughty balls.

Give the gift of ‘Merican freedom…and hair. Balding buddies everywhere will thank you when they sport the 12 inches of black, wavy, mullet hair, topped by the Stars and Stripes for that hint of freedom that the rest of the world only wishes they could enjoy. Fireworks will be shooting into the sky as they rock out to the Star Spangled Banner with tears in their eyes.

For the friend or coworker that will not shut up about the newest diet, nutrition, or work out craze that is apparently crashing the internet. Now they can make sure to completely avoid artificial sugars while enhancing the flavor of their water with natural fruits with the Brimma Leak Proof Fruit Infuser Water Bottle.

Help them hide their gas this holiday season with Subtle Butt: Reusable Gas Neutralizers. Uncle Bob’s Christmas dinner won’t be able to take vengeance on his unsuspecting family members’ noses this year, even if their ears won’t be protected against his signature trumpet.